the sequence of events?
(1) I was in urgent need of the toilet facilities.
(2) I did not notice the floor being wet. [ Mom was moping the floor. ]
(3) But the time I did realize (2), I was already gaining some frequent flyer mileage. [ about .. 30cm? ^^ ]
And I landed hard on my back/shoulder. Strangely, I felt no pain from there .. only that strain on my neck.
And I'll end this with a quote from somebody:
Ouch.
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The idle mind in me is thinking ..
Thinking how, when I'm covered from head to toe [ in that thick piece of uniform known the whole SAF - over as the No.4 ], that pesky mosquito can still manage to bite me like, 12387189561896237163 times?
And I wonder ..
1) Is my blood type really that nice?
2) Don't this guys have anything better to do? [ like, drowning themselves in the nearby lake!? ]
3) How the f*** did I manage to sleep through all the biting!?
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And while you guys are here, please do drop by this website. It'll help to pass time and put a smile on your face, no questions asked.
http://www.heppysalmon.com/
And if you're wondering what the commotion is all about .. this video will explain everything.
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www.sgforums.com - Jokes and Humor forum. Enjoy ~
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on
Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days:
Origami Bank has folded,
Sumo Bank has gone belly up
Tempura Bank is in hot oil
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song
shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,
Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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