One of my friends has decided to become Love Guru for a day and post me this few jokes about Love and Marriage. So yeah ..

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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

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Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

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Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

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Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

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Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

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Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is 'Don't you think you've had enough!'.

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