Was rummaging through my friend's PSP when I chanced across this song.

And it brought back all those memories ..

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爱情是一种怪事 我开始全身不受控制

爱情是一种本事 我开始连自己都不是

为你 我做了太多的傻事 
 
第一件就是 为你写诗
 
为你写诗 为你静止 为你做不可能的事
 
为你 我学会弹琴写词 为你失去理智

为你写诗 为你静止 为你做不可能的事
 
为你 弹奏所有情歌的句子 我忘了说 最美的是你的名字
 
爱情是一种怪事 你的笑容是唯一宗旨
 
爱情是一种本事 我在你心里什麽位子
 
为你 我做了太多的傻事
 
第一件就是 为你写诗
 
为你写诗 为你静止 为你做不可能的事
 
为你 我学会弹琴写词 为你失去理智
 
为你写诗 为你静止 为你做不可能的事
 
为你 弹奏所有情歌的句子 我忘了说 最美的是你的名字

为你写诗 为你静止 为你做不可能的事
 
为你 我学会弹琴写词 为你失去理智

为你写诗 为你静止 为你做不可能的事
 
为你 弹奏所有情歌的句子 我忘了说 最美的是你的名字
 
我什都能忘记 但唯一不忘是你的名字

我什都能忘记 但唯一不忘是你的样子

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And I thought I had completely forgotten and thrown away everything and anything about you .. but no. It was just locked away in some hidden corner of my heart, just awaiting for something like this to trigger it off.

Hai .. ~ Now that I'm thinking of it, how on earth did we let such a small problem snowball to this "present state of affairs" ?

So much for that highly proclaimed " perfect couple " theory ..

It's hard .. to be the perfect boyfriend.

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I have lost count of the number of times I said this but I guess I say it again.

I really have a great bunch of friends.

Really .. thanks for standing by me. You guys .. sometimes, the things everyone has done for me .. leaves me at a loss of words.

Thanks all. :)

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Note to myself: When chasing after a girl, never ever be a stuntman. :)

Back to being a bachelor for me.


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I need the :) .

George had responded to a call from his attorney, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

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A doctor had just bought a villa on the French Riviera, when met an old lawyer friend whom he hadn't seen in years, and they started talking. The lawyer, as it turned out, owned a nearby villa. They discussed how they came to retire to the Riviera.

"Remember that lousy office complex I bought?" asked the lawyer, "Well, it caught fire, and I retired here with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds. It's amazing that we both ended up here in pretty much the same way."

"It sure is," the lawyer replied, looking puzzled, "but I'm confused about one thing - how do you start a flood?"

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A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father's firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney.

At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father! The Smith case, that you always said would go on forever -- the one you have been toiling on for ten years -- in one single day, I settled that case and saved the client a fortune!"

His father frowned, and scolded his son, "I did not say that it would go on forever, son. I said that it could go on forever. When you saw me toiling on that case for days and weeks at a time, didn't it ever occur to you that I was billing by the hour?"

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A lawyer stood at the gate to Heaven. St. Peter was patiently explaining that the man's sins were far too many and serious to allow for admission into heaven.

"Sir, surely you don't deny that you routinely overcharged your clients. That you cheated on your wife with your law clerks and associates -- and that you used your position as a partner to pressure those clerks and associates into becoming involved with you. Surely you don't deny that you deliberately took false positions in court in order to win cases, where any sense of ethics would have caused you to settle. And there's so much more here, why surely...."

The lawyer interrupted, "Yes, yes, I know all of that. But I've done some charity in my life as well."

St. Peter looked in his book and noted,"Yes, I see. Once you gave a dime to a panhandler and once you gave an extra nickel to the shoeshine boy, correct?"

The lawyer looked smug. He replied, "Yes."

St. Peter turned to the angel next to him and said, "Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to hell."

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I have done something that is very wrong in nature to someone ..

I should just kill myself.

Why did I do it?
And yes, this is dinner for me.




Pathetic hor?

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And tomorrow promises to be yet another weekend that I will spend in the interior of a military vehicle. It's a good thing that my oh - so - kind superiors have given me a Off pass for the following monday BUT ..

What can I do when about 99.9999999% of my friends are either in school/work/camp?

Wonderful. If there's ever a reason as to why people tend to label SAF personnel as " no - lifers ", this has got to be it.

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Does anyone have any nice blogskins to share?

I don't need to tell you guys why I need one hor?

=)

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This video is actually a cutscene from a game titled " Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots "

There's two reasons as to why I posted this video though.

1) It's more then your regular action movie thing. [ Watch more to find out! =D ]
2) The way the female character in this video [ Meryl Sliverburgh ] says the word " asshole " [ at 2:31 ] actually reminds me of someone ..



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Somebody said that Black = Emo.

Okay lor. So it's white.

:)

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This isn't anything new but I must say, this is a very ZAI commercial ..



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www.sgforums.com =)


A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.

One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

"Yes it is," the man replies.

"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.

"No thanks," the man replies.

"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.

"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.

"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.

"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.

"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.

"Yes it is," replies the man.

"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.

"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.

"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.

The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."

"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.

"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.

"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.

"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away.

At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"



"Don't you start that shit in here, you bastard!" the priest says!

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In Platoon 3 of 6 Division CMTL [ basically means my unit. =P ], there are only 2 kinds of drivers.


One of them asks: " Do I have any details tomorrow? "

The other asks: " What detail am I on tomorrow? "

=D

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Whether it's just coincidence or a sign from the gods, I always hear this song on the radio while I'm driving. So without much to type about, May I present the song " Starlight " from that band called Muse.

[ Lyrics ]

Far away
The ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

Starlight
I will be chasing the starlight
Until the end of my life
I don't know if it's worth it anymore

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms

My life
You electrify my life
Let's conspire to ignite
All the souls that would die just to feel alive

But I'll never let you go
If you promised not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms

Far away
The ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

And I'll never let you go
If you promise not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms
I just wanted to hold

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Jokes Galore. [ from www.jokediary.com ]

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair?"

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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

Then a third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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Bill was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's no smoking in here!"

'I'm not smoking lady." replied Bill.

"But you have a cigar in your mouth!" the woman said.

"Lady," Bill answered, "I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse!"

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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.

"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

"And why not?" asked Stan.

"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?"

Stan said nothing.

The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."

Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?"

"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor."

"Well congratulations, you're holding him."

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A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants. "

"Oh Angus ... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."

About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.

Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"

"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did. Everything was goin fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in... "

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There were three women who's husband's had all died on the same day, and the same hospital. All three of the wife's met each other, and starting talking about what they were going to do with their husband. All three of them said that their husbands were going to be cremated.

The third wife asks the first where she's going to put her husbands ashes. The first replys "I'm going to go skydiving one last time, and then dump all of his ashes all over the place. That was the one thing that reminds me the most of him, so I'll do it."

The first asks the second where she's going to put her husbands ashes. The second tells them "Well, there's this one lake where we used to always go and fish there for many hours at a time. Yes, I think that would be the best place for him."

Then the second wife asks the third the same question as the other two. The third answers "What I'm going to do is this: I'm going to make a great big bowl of chili, with everything in it that he and I used to always eat, put the best and most expensive of everything though this time. And I'm going to put his ashes in it, and then eat it, so that he can tear my ass up one more time before he is totally out of my life."

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Long story short: I feel like a fool. As to what/where/when/why, go figure.

but sad stories aside ..



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Being rather random [ as per normal =D ] here so I guess I will relate in this blog a very short story of a certain thing that happened on Saturday.

A certain friend of mine [ no need to mention names lest she get ridden by "self - guilt " =XX ] decided to intro me a girl.

Nothing wrong in that hor?

Funny thing is, before I even saw who she was ..

She said she wasn't interested.

Reason being?

I wasn't FAIR enough.

Rather " ... " hor?

I could understand if I was either:

1) Not handsome enough.
2) Not Muscular enough.
3) Not Rich enough.
4) Something that repels the opposite species away.

But not fair enough?

WHAT THE FISH LAH. =X

Such a LOL moment, Don't you agree? :)
To that potential joker who is thinking about ruining this particular weekend:


Don't try it. Unless you have a certain wish of a 5 - ton up your ass by yours truthly.
As my hands are flying all over the keyboard to do up this quiet expression of a blog post, my attention is more towards my hands itself then on this often - unwritten and oh - so - simple combination of mental and physical energy to take it's place on one of the many pages of this virtual diary that is mine.

If anyone is wondering why, that is because these same hands are now a mass of dead skin cells. It's not exactly a very pretty sight so one will most likely lose their digestive system [ and then some ] should I decide to post up a picture. And it's not just my hands but my feet that is infected as well. Lols.

I believe a visit to my camp's medical officer will pretty much be the order of the day tomorrow.

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This little phrase has been going round my head for the past few hours so I guess that makes it of some mention on this blog.

People sleep peacefully while rough men stand ready to do violence on their part.

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OMGWTFBBQ.



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I need a little bit of humor ..

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This is more cute then funny. Featuring our very own "Uniquely Singapore" Creative ZEN!



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And this probably one of the most incredible videos I have ever seen. [ Or maybe It's been edited? Ditto. ]



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I pity the newswoman.

Lao Pei checking into hospital now ..

Let this be nothing but a very bad idea of a prank paid by that guy up there ..
To that person up there:


Please send me a sign. Any Sign, Just as long as you're telling me that at this very moment [ 02/08/08, 10.26P.M. ] that you just played a very cruel prank [ and a prank only, nothing more, nothing less. ] on my Dad ..

I promise, I swear, I will laugh along with you and do whatever you want me to do. [ even if it makes me the biggest fool in the universe. ]

After that, just don't do it again, yeah?
I think you ladies and gentlemen should have seen this before but I'll post it up for the benefit of those who hasn't.


I don't know what but there's SOMETHING! in this video that attracted me to post it here .. so here it is. [ Either that or it's the attack of the random - isations again. =P ]