Herbal chicken soup + generous filling of fish paste and rice + a little bit of meat.
Wow. I feel like a pig already .. =p
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A few jokes before I hit that little thing that charges $2.80 the moment you step into it ..
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At the end of a marathon shopping trip, I fumbled in my pocket for my credit card to pay for a lovely blouse.
"I'll have to resort to this—I'm out of cash," I told the distinguished gentleman who was waiting on me.
Noticing his surprised smile, I glanced down and realized that I had handed him the key card to my hotel room.
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"
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Okay. Duty calls ..
Ciao ~