At first thought - This is really very kelong [ malay word for cheat, I think ]
Or maybe the IQ test is really very easy lah. :)
Hmm .. I don't know. Am I one?
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Okay okay. no more "perverted" jokes yeah ..
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.
The owner says "How about a dog?"
The man replies "Come on, a dog!
The owner says "How about a cat?"
The man replies: "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!
The owner thinks for a minute. Then says: "I've got it! A centipede!"
The man says: "Centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything... but okay, I'll try a centipede."
He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede "Clean the kitchen." Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and it's immaculate. All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried,and put away. The countertops cleaned. The appliances sparkling. The floor waxed. He's absolutely amazed.
He says to the centipede "Go clean the living room." Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room. The carpet has been vacuumed. The furniture cleaned and dusted. The pillows on the sofa plumped. Plants watered. The man thinks to himself "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This is a pet that can really do everything."
He says to the centipede: "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper."
The centipede walks out the door. 10 minutes later... no centipede. 20 minutes later... no centipede. 30 minutes later... no centipede. The man is wondering what's going on. The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes. 45 minutes later... still no centipede! The man can't imagine what could have happened. Did the centipede run away? Did it get run over by a car? Where is the centipede? He goes to the front door, opens it... and there's the centipede sitting right outside the door. The man says "Hey!!! I sent you 45 minutes ago to run down to the corner and just get me a newspaper. What's the story?!"
The centipede says "I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm puttin' on my shoes!"
Hmm .. tomorrow will perhaps be like, the most stupidest day of my life.
Report to camp at 0745, take my leave [ If applicable .. but since like the whole platoon is on leave then why not? lols. ] and go back home.
DOTS.
Oh well .. I need to train up. I want that IPPT gold.
Anyone interested in gym - ing with me?