A quote from one of my sec sch classmates.
"Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall. My princess -- TV"
Copied this from Mom. Heh ~
[ http://www.truevaluepaint.com/content/Color/ColorQuiz.aspx ]
Black is your color.
Nothing can stand between you and your demand for a calm environment. To be free of conflict and disagreement is the only way to live. In fact, it’s this philosophy that probably allows you to be comfortable in conditions that would normally bother others. Your ability to focus is undisputed, and while you enjoy attention, you still have problems understanding how to handle it. No other color out lives by the golden rule as much as you do.
[ http://www.truevaluepaint.com/content/Color/ColorQuiz.aspx ]
Black is your color.
Nothing can stand between you and your demand for a calm environment. To be free of conflict and disagreement is the only way to live. In fact, it’s this philosophy that probably allows you to be comfortable in conditions that would normally bother others. Your ability to focus is undisputed, and while you enjoy attention, you still have problems understanding how to handle it. No other color out lives by the golden rule as much as you do.
A lot of people have been asking me the same stupid/lame/bo liao/whatever questions for some time now [ or rather, from the past year or so .. hehehe ] and hence, I would, in the spirit of absolute boredom and crappy - ness, attend to your inquiries right here, right now.
1) Why is your choice of songs for your blog like the kind my ah ma and ah gong listen to? [exaggerating, I know, but hey, the point is there .. ]
Ans: I choose the song I most identify with at that point of time and not the top hits of today, lols.
2) Why's your blog color either white or black?
Ans: Never really fancied any other colors or seen any good blogskins to use .. whatever.
3) why afcandme? Why not some other names? What does it mean?
Ans: In case that you are really that retarded, it actually reads as "a FC and me". Given that, I don't really need to explain why I use that, do I? Maybe, it could have been "****andafcandme" [ where **** = My other half's name ] but I guess I was too dumb/slow/stupid/_____ [ fill in the blank with your choice of words that best describe my pathetic attempts to love someone till the end of time, lols ] to grab the chance, heh.
4) How did you get your nick, lance?
Ans: I was once a fan of pokemon [ I used "once" because now, I find the whole damned concept a piece of crap. ] and always loved playing around with Dragon pokemon. From there, friends started linking that to a certain character in the Elite 4 who uses the abovementioned and well, I guess the nick kinda stuck on me till now ..
5) Lastly, why do you love cars/driving/gaming so much?
Ans: Because they are so much easier to understand, love and cherish then girls. [ I believe this answer will make me the most hated guy in the universe, lols. ] Or like I said earlier, maybe because I'm too dumb/stupid/whatever to do the same towards the opposite sex but I think this is another story for another time. =P
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Hopefully, this puts things into the proper perspective, lols.
As usual, been Mummy's little boy today. Went down Bugis with her to give a prayer of appreciation and thanks to that big guy up there because somehow, in one way or another, I attribute to me passing my TP on my first try to some timely divine intervention. Not that I met with some untimely accident, of course. But on hindsight, I feel that perhaps, if I really got tested in the killer traffic situation at Ubi and not at the walk in the park that is Chua Chu Kang, then maybe, I would have another red stain on my Provisional Driving License and be attending Driver Failure Training. -.- So yeah. lols. Anyway, would have also done some shopping there if not for my mom being around [ because I tend to "debate" with my mom if the thing I want to buy is good enough to warrant the purchase MORE then to actually buy what I want or browse through the many stores there.] So, didn't do that and ended up in the arcade instead =P Saw Fong and lirong again [ !!!!! ]. In fact, it was so coincidental that it was close to being EXACTLY like the last time I saw them [ at the same place, roughly the same time, doing the same thing. Talk about going back in time eh? lols. ] Played a bit and just like a winkle of the eye, time touched 7 and hence, went home shortly thereafter. The usual afterwards, dinner/bath/blah blah blah.
So it all comes down to now, me sitting in front of my lappie and bombarding away at the keys. Tomorrow's going to be another day of driving, so I think I could use the 40 winks at right about now.
Heh. Nite all.
OUT!
1) Why is your choice of songs for your blog like the kind my ah ma and ah gong listen to? [exaggerating, I know, but hey, the point is there .. ]
Ans: I choose the song I most identify with at that point of time and not the top hits of today, lols.
2) Why's your blog color either white or black?
Ans: Never really fancied any other colors or seen any good blogskins to use .. whatever.
3) why afcandme? Why not some other names? What does it mean?
Ans: In case that you are really that retarded, it actually reads as "a FC and me". Given that, I don't really need to explain why I use that, do I? Maybe, it could have been "****andafcandme" [ where **** = My other half's name ] but I guess I was too dumb/slow/stupid/_____ [ fill in the blank with your choice of words that best describe my pathetic attempts to love someone till the end of time, lols ] to grab the chance, heh.
4) How did you get your nick, lance?
Ans: I was once a fan of pokemon [ I used "once" because now, I find the whole damned concept a piece of crap. ] and always loved playing around with Dragon pokemon. From there, friends started linking that to a certain character in the Elite 4 who uses the abovementioned and well, I guess the nick kinda stuck on me till now ..
5) Lastly, why do you love cars/driving/gaming so much?
Ans: Because they are so much easier to understand, love and cherish then girls. [ I believe this answer will make me the most hated guy in the universe, lols. ] Or like I said earlier, maybe because I'm too dumb/stupid/whatever to do the same towards the opposite sex but I think this is another story for another time. =P
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Hopefully, this puts things into the proper perspective, lols.
As usual, been Mummy's little boy today. Went down Bugis with her to give a prayer of appreciation and thanks to that big guy up there because somehow, in one way or another, I attribute to me passing my TP on my first try to some timely divine intervention. Not that I met with some untimely accident, of course. But on hindsight, I feel that perhaps, if I really got tested in the killer traffic situation at Ubi and not at the walk in the park that is Chua Chu Kang, then maybe, I would have another red stain on my Provisional Driving License and be attending Driver Failure Training. -.- So yeah. lols. Anyway, would have also done some shopping there if not for my mom being around [ because I tend to "debate" with my mom if the thing I want to buy is good enough to warrant the purchase MORE then to actually buy what I want or browse through the many stores there.] So, didn't do that and ended up in the arcade instead =P Saw Fong and lirong again [ !!!!! ]. In fact, it was so coincidental that it was close to being EXACTLY like the last time I saw them [ at the same place, roughly the same time, doing the same thing. Talk about going back in time eh? lols. ] Played a bit and just like a winkle of the eye, time touched 7 and hence, went home shortly thereafter. The usual afterwards, dinner/bath/blah blah blah.
So it all comes down to now, me sitting in front of my lappie and bombarding away at the keys. Tomorrow's going to be another day of driving, so I think I could use the 40 winks at right about now.
Heh. Nite all.
OUT!
For a few laughs .. [ courtesy from sgforums.com yet again .. ]
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This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars."
So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!"
So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so ****ing fine, of course I would!"
Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?"
So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically" "Well what's the difference?" says the father.
"Well, potentially we're sitting on 3 million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 bitches and a fag!"
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A husband and his wife are sharing a bottle of wine when he says, "I bet you can't say something that makes me both happy and sad."
She thought for a moment then says, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."
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Many peeple been asking Lin Peh to teach them the Art of Dating. So, today Lin Peh will give you a summary about what you should expect when dating with chicks from different race.
Chineses Piaomei
First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!
Third date
You usually don't get up to third date beacuse you are smart enough to realize that
nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN MINACHI
First date
Meet her parents.
Second date
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date
Wedding night.
MALAY MINAH
First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third Date
She moves in.
One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.
But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)
WHITE MARY
First Date
You both get drunk and have sex.
Second Date
You both get drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary
You both get drunk and have sex.
ARAB AL-KATIJAH
First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date
You are shot dead.
Third date
Not Applicable
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A boy was sitting in school, and he asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
The teacher asked him to recite his ABC's.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ"
The teacher asked, "Where is the 'P'?"
The boy replied, "Dripping down my leg."
-----
An American tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar.
He asked the monk what was the significance of the two. The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance was maintained.
“This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin.”
“What about the other one?” asked the tourist.
“This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."
-----
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating centre and registered his qualifications.
He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favoured formal attire, and was very small.
The computer operated faultlessly.
It sent him a penguin.
-----
Little Johnny was in his maths class one day when the teacher singled him out.
"If I gave you $20," the teacher began," and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?"
"An orgy," Johnny answered.
-----
Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........";
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story. Georgie started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
"Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army!"
-----
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called
for a family meeting.
Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You've to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our workplace telephones.
-----
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
-----
Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tightrope. The other is getting a blowjob by a 90-year-old woman.
Both get the exact same thought at the exact same time.
"Don't look down."
-----
This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?&qu
So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!"
So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so ****ing fine, of course I would!"
Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?"
So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically&quo
"Well, potentially we're sitting on 3 million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 bitches and a fag!"
------
A husband and his wife are sharing a bottle of wine when he says, "I bet you can't say something that makes me both happy and sad."
She thought for a moment then says, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."
-----
Many peeple been asking Lin Peh to teach them the Art of Dating. So, today Lin Peh will give you a summary about what you should expect when dating with chicks from different race.
Chineses Piaomei
First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!
Third date
You usually don't get up to third date beacuse you are smart enough to realize that
nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN MINACHI
First date
Meet her parents.
Second date
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date
Wedding night.
MALAY MINAH
First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third Date
She moves in.
One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.
But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)
WHITE MARY
First Date
You both get drunk and have sex.
Second Date
You both get drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary
You both get drunk and have sex.
ARAB AL-KATIJAH
First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date
You are shot dead.
Third date
Not Applicable
-----
A boy was sitting in school, and he asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
The teacher asked him to recite his ABC's.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQR
The teacher asked, "Where is the 'P'?"
The boy replied, "Dripping down my leg."
-----
An American tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar.
He asked the monk what was the significance of the two. The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance was maintained.
“This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin.”
“What about the other one?” asked the tourist.
“This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."
-----
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating centre and registered his qualifications.
He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favoured formal attire, and was very small.
The computer operated faultlessly.
It sent him a penguin.
-----
Little Johnny was in his maths class one day when the teacher singled him out.
"If I gave you $20," the teacher began," and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?"
"An orgy," Johnny answered.
-----
Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story. Georgie started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
"Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army!"
-----
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called
for a family meeting.
Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You've to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our workplace telephones.
-----
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
-----
Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tightrope. The other is getting a blowjob by a 90-year-old woman.
Both get the exact same thought at the exact same time.
"Don't look down."
Once upon a long long time ago, under a star - studded blanket of sky, in the southern province of Singapore blah blah blah, a certain somebody told me to love someone, in a way, is to make DAMNED FUCKING PERFECTLY SURE that your significant other is happy always, with no regard to what the costs of such happiness may be, till the day he or she passes on to the afterlife.
BUT .. I forgot to ask. What does one do, when you are ready to pay for that happiness but yet, she does not give a damn?
Does one give it up?
Or does he persists, hoping that one day, maybe she'll see the reason, that glitter of light at the end of tunnel and hence start a "and they lived happily ever after" ending?
Or even better, have I yet again, evoked another event of stupidity?
Hai .. ~
Melodrama aside, been doing some heavy - duty investment into IDAS4, and no, it's not helping. I just can't seem to take my mind off her.
Heh. My MSN nick says - "I have a FC, FD and a roadster. Now, where do I get a girlfriend?"
But, that's for a giggle or two. I know myself too well. Once I chiong, I don't stop. And so, going back to square one.
Do I wait? Or scram?
OH well. In the meantime, I think I'm done with my little rant here. I'm going to be mummy's little boy in the next few hours or so and hence, perhaps it's time for me to go ZZZ, yeah?
Have a nice night [ or rather, morning ] all.
BUT .. I forgot to ask. What does one do, when you are ready to pay for that happiness but yet, she does not give a damn?
Does one give it up?
Or does he persists, hoping that one day, maybe she'll see the reason, that glitter of light at the end of tunnel and hence start a "and they lived happily ever after" ending?
Or even better, have I yet again, evoked another event of stupidity?
Hai .. ~
Melodrama aside, been doing some heavy - duty investment into IDAS4, and no, it's not helping. I just can't seem to take my mind off her.
Heh. My MSN nick says - "I have a FC, FD and a roadster. Now, where do I get a girlfriend?"
But, that's for a giggle or two. I know myself too well. Once I chiong, I don't stop. And so, going back to square one.
Do I wait? Or scram?
OH well. In the meantime, I think I'm done with my little rant here. I'm going to be mummy's little boy in the next few hours or so and hence, perhaps it's time for me to go ZZZ, yeah?
Have a nice night [ or rather, morning ] all.
Titanic was on TV sometime earlier so it kinda reminded me to post this one. Laugh away :)
And yep. I'm now a qualified driver. [ or rather, More or less there already since I only got my 5 - tonner course to complete before returning to unit and driving like crazy for that stupid civilian license, lols. ]
And yes Milk, since you asked me if I am okay, yes, apart from a little heartache here and there, I guess I'm still pretty much in one piece, hehehe .. [ and what a coincidence seeing you at Jurong East MRT today -.- ]
Okay .. I think I should be in bed now. Island - wide driving tomorrow and yeah, I need all the rest I can get.
Out!
And yep. I'm now a qualified driver. [ or rather, More or less there already since I only got my 5 - tonner course to complete before returning to unit and driving like crazy for that stupid civilian license, lols. ]
And yes Milk, since you asked me if I am okay, yes, apart from a little heartache here and there, I guess I'm still pretty much in one piece, hehehe .. [ and what a coincidence seeing you at Jurong East MRT today -.- ]
Okay .. I think I should be in bed now. Island - wide driving tomorrow and yeah, I need all the rest I can get.
Out!
Somebody sent me this.
[ 1 Corinthians 13:4-8 ]
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self - seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no records of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protect, it always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
[ 1 Corinthians 13:4-8 ]
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self - seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no records of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protect, it always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
2 words - LAN JIAO.
O.o lols ~
I don't really remember people being this bo liao [ Or has being in camp 5 and a 1/2 days in camp make me lose touch with the outside world? ]
My confidence level has taken a deep plunge. Damned. That final test [ aka TP ] is awaiting me. Heh. The Bring - it - on - for - I - am - the - meanest - son - of - a - bitch attitude that I possessed in my last post has almost completely deserted me. Really, I would love to attribute it to the usual last minute nervousness and anxiety and whatever **** but then again, the threat of failure [ and an eternity of remedial training that follows ] is REAL. ZZZ.
Other then that, what else can I say? Life goes on as normal. Well, monotonous would be a better word to describe but hey, can't really tell everyone that I'm a no - lifer right? LOL!
Okay. Back to camp soon, so everyone, wish me good luck yeah?
OUT. :)
I don't really remember people being this bo liao [ Or has being in camp 5 and a 1/2 days in camp make me lose touch with the outside world? ]
My confidence level has taken a deep plunge. Damned. That final test [ aka TP ] is awaiting me. Heh. The Bring - it - on - for - I - am - the - meanest - son - of - a - bitch attitude that I possessed in my last post has almost completely deserted me. Really, I would love to attribute it to the usual last minute nervousness and anxiety and whatever **** but then again, the threat of failure [ and an eternity of remedial training that follows ] is REAL. ZZZ.
Other then that, what else can I say? Life goes on as normal. Well, monotonous would be a better word to describe but hey, can't really tell everyone that I'm a no - lifer right? LOL!
Okay. Back to camp soon, so everyone, wish me good luck yeah?
OUT. :)
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