Jokes galore! [ fowarded to me by e - mail. The ass who sent me this, thanks. You lit up my day :) ]
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one.
God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, " Take all you want. God is watching the
apples."
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What are the three fastest ways of communication?
They are:
(1) Tele-phone
(2) Tele-vision
(3) Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone. [ LOL! ]
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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
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[ The following's from sgforums ~ ]
Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,
She would like something that accelerates from 0 to
100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this............
But her husband presented her with something very different...
The husband is in a critical condition in ICU!
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"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled.
With his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Very old joke, but hey, it made me laugh, so why not?Learning Hokkien is easy...
Children is gina kia
Bird is jiao kia
Give birth is seh kia
Police is mata kia
Small house is chu kia
I am hokkien kia
Malay is huan kia
Hindu is kit leng kia
Malaysian is jiu hu kia
JApanese is jit pun kia
Bad guy is pai kia
Good guy is ho kia
Korean car is Kia
Furniture is Ikea
Handphone is Nokia
Person who read this is Gong kia
if u laugh now. u are SIA0 KIA
SEE - LEARNING IS EASY!!!
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Right. Jokes aside, life after BMT has gotten a lot more boring. As many of the people I call my friends should know by now, I have been posted to khatib camp as a driver. BUT .. before the powers that be put me inside a 8000kg++ truck, they must train me proper in the usage of such an expensive piece of equipment, no? As such, I have [ to very much my dismay and sian - ness ] been posted to SEMBAWANG [ as if my former Camp at Yio Chu Kang isn't bad enough, lols ] camp for my driver's course.Wonderful government huh? But, what to do? Just another
case of suck thumb for me ~ lols.
AND .. "good" thing is, it's ONLY a 7000km and a good driving record to conversion from military to that class 3 license. zzz.
As usual, other then that, nothing much to write about also [ I can't really start talking about all those beautiful girls I saw at Bugis yesterday, right? LOL! ]
OUT ~