Currently, the author of this blog is now multi - tasking [ packing his field pack and blogging this entry at the same time FTW, lols. ]

What can I say? The driving course has been a breeze for me so far. 2 more weeks of this and I'm done with that pathetic little camp @ sembawang. This will strike a lot of people as been arrogant BUT .. with just a parking test and that traffic practical left, nothing much
[ Other then those small details such as driving the rovers and tonners there like I'm playing initial D arcade stage 4, inadequate judgment of distances and speeds, etc etc ] stands between me and the door out of that place. Perhaps one would wonder why I hate that place so much, but hey, anyone would after been exposed to fucking crappy food, lodgings that reminds one of a sauna and a certain particularly weird instructor over there .. hehe.

And coming to which, I must say. As like before, I believe I didn't make the grade. Pardon me for my foolishness and yep, my apologies for what has happened. Best of luck to you, huh?

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I tried to be perfect

But nothing was worth it

I don’t believe it makes me real

I thought it’d be easy

But no one believes me

I meant all the things I said


If you believe it’s in my soul

I’d say all the words that I know

Just to see if it would show

That I’m trying to let you know

That I’m better off on my own


This place is so empty

My thoughts are so tempting

I don’t know how it got so bad

Sometimes it’s so crazy

That nothing can save me

But it’s the only thing that I have


If you believe it’s in my soul

I’d say all the words that I know

Just to see if it would show

That I’m trying to let you know

That I’m better off on my own


On my own


I tried to be perfect

It just wasn’t worth it

Nothing could ever be so wrong

It’s hard to believe me

It never gets easy

I guess I knew that all along


If you believe it’s in my soul

I’d say all the words that I know

Just to see if it would show

That I’m trying to let you know

That I’m better off on my own

I'm losing faith.

Have I fallen for the wrong person for yet another time?

Jokes galore! [ fowarded to me by e - mail. The ass who sent me this, thanks. You lit up my day :) ]

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one.
God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, " Take all you want. God is watching the
apples."

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What are the three fastest ways of communication?

They are:

(1) Tele-phone
(2) Tele-vision
(3) Tell-a-woman.

You still want faster?

Tell her not to tell anyone. [ LOL! ]

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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"

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[ The following's from sgforums ~ ]

Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,

She would like something that accelerates from 0 to

100 in four seconds.

She was expecting something like this............











But her husband presented her with something very different...


















The husband is in a critical condition in ICU!

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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled.

With his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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Very old joke, but hey, it made me laugh, so why not?

Learning Hokkien is easy...

Children is gina kia

Bird is jiao kia

Give birth is seh kia

Police is mata kia

Small house is chu kia

I am hokkien kia

Malay is huan kia

Hindu is kit leng kia

Malaysian is jiu hu kia

JApanese is jit pun kia

Bad guy is pai kia

Good guy is ho kia

Korean car is Kia

Furniture is Ikea

Handphone is Nokia

Person who read this is Gong kia

if u laugh now. u are SIA0 KIA

SEE - LEARNING IS EASY!!!

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Right. Jokes aside, life after BMT has gotten a lot more boring. As many of the people I call my friends should know by now, I have been posted to khatib camp as a driver. BUT .. before the powers that be put me inside a 8000kg++ truck, they must train me proper in the usage of such an expensive piece of equipment, no? As such, I have [ to very much my dismay and sian - ness ] been posted to SEMBAWANG [ as if my former Camp at Yio Chu Kang isn't bad enough, lols ] camp for my driver's course.Wonderful government huh? But, what to do? Just another
case of suck thumb for me ~ lols.

AND .. "good" thing is, it's ONLY a 7000km and a good driving record to conversion from military to that class 3 license. zzz.

As usual, other then that, nothing much to write about also [ I can't really start talking about all those beautiful girls I saw at Bugis yesterday, right? LOL! ]

OUT ~