Time - 4.49P.M.
Mood - =D
Weather - Humid
Song - Ah Nu: Dui Mian De Nu Hai Kan Guo Lai
Internet connection was down the past few days; so for those who miss me for not being online, yeah .. here i am =D
Okay la .. let's see .. while trying to collect my thoughts, how about a joke or two to keep everyone happy? =P
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Joke No.1
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were carbon dated at approx three thousand years old!
The stone on which the symbols appeared was removed, brought to a museum, where archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held numerous meeting s and after months of deliberations determined the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to the first symbol and said: “This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were astute enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they utilised tools.”
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that in times of famine, they sought food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrew.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
It says: ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick
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Joke No.2
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
Expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
Believe you
Really, no offence to the ladies in my life .. yeah .. this is so damned true. hehehe=X
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Firstly, I finished my last exam for ITE. Officially speaking, I'm still a student, but, unofficially, with just a certificate to collect before my days with ITE ends .. I'm more or less 3/4 out of the door le. Ya. Lol. Well, i think more or less is poly afterwards bah. But then again, i'm being kinda over - optimistic, when even 10 pointers are going poly instead of JC .. zzz. Oh well. Pray for me peeps =P
Hai ~ feeling so lifeless .. i'm spending [ or will be spending, or think i will be spending, lol ] my days just WOW - ing at home. Something tells me to work those lazy bones and get a job! But .. as per the saying that theory is different from practice, I abit unmotivated to work also. hehehe .. once a slacker, always a slacker, lol.
In any case, yesterday, I received this series of messages from some joker. Donno what to say about it, so ya, here goes:
Him - Rajen's Mother pass away tis morning..
Me - Huh. You are..?
Him - The handsome kg Java Ravi [ Note: WTF!? ]
Me - Don know you.
Him - Good for you not to know. If not u will dream of me
So ya. there's a later message with details of the funeral and all, but, I won't put it out here as it doesn't concern me at all. Anyway, pretty BHB hor? hahaha .. can't be bothered with such people =D
Okay la, enough with the lame talk bah. Anyway, to help address my problem of not having a life, i'm going to meet Mister Milk for a few games of pool later. Hopefully, I can learn a thing or two from him and stop being so n00b, lol.
Wish me luck :)
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