Date - 29/03/2007
Time - 3:38P.M.
Weather - Drizzling
Mood - ^^
Song - Star Wars: The Imperial March

Hmm .. just a short update before I disappear. Meeting friends later for chalet and BBQ at DTE [ Yeah, finally, something that helps me get my lazy ass into gear, LOL. ] Anyway, I'll begin with this advert from Mazda.





Perhaps, you'll be wondering. Why the video? No, I'm not advertising for Mazda, hahahahaha .. or rather, I'm more like blogging out my feelings .. or perhaps my thoughts .. or whatever la. All the same, lol. Okay, there's this thing that I don't really understand. I'm not really sure how to put it into context, so I'll use a little example, Pokemon. Why is it that when a 13 year old plays it and no one gives a hoot, but then, a 30 year old touches that and everyone calls him childish?


Is not playing Pokemon for a 30 year old a sign of "maturity"?

Or should we just be like what the advert says: "But a lucky few never lost the spark?"

So yeah, speaking about this, everyone must be kinda curious why I'm blogging about things like this now. Ditto about that .. I just find that a lot of things in my life, i kinda lost the spark for it .. like Gaming, for example. I used to be easily occupied with a single game the whole day, but now, I barely touched the 2 hour mark and i get tired of it. Yeah, I know that one shouldn't really game the whole day, but .. it's damned bloody boring at home and what else can one do without gaming? Watch TV? forget it. nothing nice to see, and yes, Mediacorp isn't called Mediacock for a reason by some of my friends ya .. lol. Help out with the household chores? Not for me, and being a bit male chauvinist pig [ i use "a bit" because I STILL DO HELP OUT .. but it's kinda rare, hahahaha .. so don't come shoot me, lol ] , shouldn't the women in the household do all that stuff? Oops =XX

Anyway, back to topic. after the little bout of nonsensical humor, seriously, I find that I'm really lacking something in my life. One might say that i lack an aim, but, I do have an aim: get myself into poly, get my diploma, finish my NS, get my ass into University blah blah blah .. yeah, lazy to explain further, LOL. So, what is it that I lack of now? Love? Nah. I'm Loved by my friends =D Or most of them, hahahaha .. well .. there's gotta be someone who hates me, I think. I'll feel rather weird if everyone has nothing against me. Makes me look too perfect for my liking, lol.

Hmm .. anyone wants to help?

Oh well. Back to more mundane concerns. Like ... MONEY. I'm out of it. So, really time to go look for a job. anyone got any lobangs to share? =DD

hehehe .. okay .. I'm out. Take care all. :)
Date - 20 March 2007
Time - 4.49P.M.
Mood - =D
Weather - Humid
Song - Ah Nu: Dui Mian De Nu Hai Kan Guo Lai

Internet connection was down the past few days; so for those who miss me for not being online, yeah .. here i am =D

Okay la .. let's see .. while trying to collect my thoughts, how about a joke or two to keep everyone happy? =P


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Joke No.1

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

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It was considered a unique find and the writings were carbon dated at approx three thousand years old!

The stone on which the symbols appeared was removed, brought to a museum, where archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held numerous meeting s and after months of deliberations determined the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to the first symbol and said: “This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were astute enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they utilised tools.”

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that in times of famine, they sought food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrew.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
It says: ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick


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Joke No.2

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
If the women leaves them.

7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.


Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
Clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
To wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
Beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"An old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
Expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
Believe you



Really, no offence to the ladies in my life .. yeah .. this is so damned true. hehehe=X

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Firstly, I finished my last exam for ITE. Officially speaking, I'm still a student, but, unofficially, with just a certificate to collect before my days with ITE ends .. I'm more or less 3/4 out of the door le. Ya. Lol. Well, i think more or less is poly afterwards bah. But then again, i'm being kinda over - optimistic, when even 10 pointers are going poly instead of JC .. zzz. Oh well. Pray for me peeps =P

Hai ~ feeling so lifeless .. i'm spending [ or will be spending, or think i will be spending, lol ] my days just WOW - ing at home. Something tells me to work those lazy bones and get a job! But .. as per the saying that theory is different from practice, I abit unmotivated to work also. hehehe .. once a slacker, always a slacker, lol.

In any case, yesterday, I received this series of messages from some joker. Donno what to say about it, so ya, here goes:

Him - Rajen's Mother pass away tis morning..

Me - Huh. You are..?

Him - The handsome kg Java Ravi [ Note: WTF!? ]

Me - Don know you.

Him - Good for you not to know. If not u will dream of me

So ya. there's a later message with details of the funeral and all, but, I won't put it out here as it doesn't concern me at all. Anyway, pretty BHB hor? hahaha .. can't be bothered with such people =D

Okay la, enough with the lame talk bah. Anyway, to help address my problem of not having a life, i'm going to meet Mister Milk for a few games of pool later. Hopefully, I can learn a thing or two from him and stop being so n00b, lol.

Wish me luck :)

OUT.
Date - 05/03/2007
Time - 1:14 A.M.
Mood - Sleepy `
Weather - Calm, cooling
Song - Not listening to anything at the moment ..

Okay, so, I was bored. Just acted as Mommy's good boy today; went a few places .. got a few things, and yeah.. that's about it. I have a mock test tomorrow, so yeah, i guess i should go back to my books. But then, I'm a bit lacking in terms of motivation to study. And the bed looks rather tempting, lol. So, yes, before i start ranting mindlessly.. in any case, if anyone finds the song of my blog familiar, yep. It's the full - length song of that classical Heineken Ad:



And if you need a bit of help trying to figure out what they are singing, here's the lyrics to put everyone at ease, lol.

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

So happy together
How is the weather
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)